Fourteen years. FOURTEEN. They didn’t even pretend this was justice. They marched Prakazrel “Pras” Michel into that D.C. courtroom, a black man who once stood on stage screaming “kill the police” and “revolution,” and they buried him alive for the crime of being the bagman who carried Barack Hussein Obama across the 2012 finish line with suitcases full of Malaysian blood money.

Let me say it louder for the blue-check zombies still pretending this isn’t happening:

THEY GAVE A RAPPER MORE TIME THAN JEFFREY EPSTEIN’S CLIENTS COMBINED FOR DELIVERING TENS OF MILLIONS IN STOLEN CASH TO THE DEMOCRAT GOD-KING WHILE THE ACTUAL THIEVES PARTY IN CHINA AND MARTHA’S VINEYARD.

Jho Low, that bloated, grinning parasite who looted an entire nation’s future to buy hookers and Picassos, is right now sipping champagne on a yacht protected by the same Chinese Communist Party that owns your president, your media, and half of Congress. He bought an American election like it was a Birkin bag, and the DOJ can’t touch him because Beijing said no.

But the black guy who moved the money? They threw away the key until he’s 66 years old.

Barack Obama took those photos with Low, grinning ear-to-ear like they were frat brothers at Punahou. Obama’s campaign cashed every single dirty check. Obama won. Obama got eight years in the White House, a hundred-million-dollar fortune, and a halo the media polishes nightly. Obama never gave one dime back. Obama never answered one question. Obama never spent one second under oath.

Instead, they fed Pras Michel to the machine and told the rest of us: this is what happens when you leave DNA on the anointed one’s original sin.

Leonardo DiCaprio (yes, the guy who lectures you about the planet while flying private to soccer games) sat on the stand and admitted under oath that Jho Low bragged about dumping THIRTY MILLION into Obama’s campaign. Leo cried a single crocodile tear and walked out untouched, still invited to Davos, still dating 19-year-olds, still pretending he’s saving the earth.

Meanwhile Pras rots.

This is what they do. They protect the king and crucify the messenger. They gave Steve Bannon four months for flipping off Congress. They gave Hunter Biden a pardon before breakfast. But dare to be the fall guy for the most untouchable ex-president in history? Welcome to a slow, screaming death in the federal system.

Fourteen years is not a sentence. It is a public execution with extra steps. It is the deep state screaming at the top of its lungs: TOUCH BARACK OBAMA AND WE WILL ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE.

The media? They memory-holed the sentencing faster than they memory-holed Obama’s pastor screaming “God damn America.” CNN gave it 18 seconds. The New York Times ran it next to the crossword. Because if the normies ever found out that the Russia-collusion hoax was a projection on a galactic scale, that the real foreign election theft happened in 2012 with Obama’s fingerprints and Malaysian money, the entire cathedral collapses overnight.

Pras Michel is a criminal and a fool. But he is a criminal and a fool who knows exactly whose palms got greased in 2012. And now he will die in a cage so the rest of us never hear the real story.

They just locked up the last living witness who can still burn down the Obama myth.

And if you’re not raging right now, you’re already dead inside.

Based on reporting by Michael Kunzelman for the Associated Press, November 2025, and United States v. Michel court filings.

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